Spring Looks That Say, ‘Please Don’t Ask Me to Go Hiking’
Long Slips: Nobody’s Child Mixed Print Slip Dress (Topshop, $60)
Keep the nature on your dress and out of your life with this slip dress from Topshop. Nothing says, “Please don’t ask me to hike now or ever,” like a constricting floor-length slip dress that you absolutely cannot wear with underwear or a willingness to summit a peak. Your pretentious “walking is fun” friends will consider asking you and then decide not too instead. Sure they’ll have a blast on their hike, and come up with a bunch of inside jokes, but you’re just not about that life and they know it!
