Spring Looks That Say, ‘Please Don’t Ask Me to Go Hiking’

Be careful with these. They could easily be used as a tourniquet in the case of a hiking accident, so make sure they’re paired with an equally useless dress so know one gets the wrong idea. Nevertheless, these shoes scream, “I’m a mess in a forest and a disaster on a trail,” which is exactly the vibe you want to give if you’re looking to avoid hiking and moving this spring!