Spring Looks That Say, ‘Please Don’t Ask Me to Go Hiking’

Ready to commune with nature in these flashy, impractical sandals? Haha! We didn’t think so, and now all your friends will know it, too. Slip these puppies on and zero friends will be asking you to sludge through mud to see some beautiful overlook or pristine nature reserve or whatever. Hiking’s just not your style, so you might as well embrace “don’t-even-fucking-think-about-asking-me-to-hike” as your new thing!