Spring Looks That Say, ‘Please Don’t Ask Me to Go Hiking’
Head-to-Toe Pink: C/MEO Collective Unbreakable Jumpsuit (Bloomingdale’s, $225)
If this light pink jumpsuit were to speak, it would probably say, “Don’t sit in me.” With its light hue and drapey, plunging neckline, it’s perfect for standing perfectly still and never, ever stepping foot on a wooded trail. No one’s going to want to put up with your high-maintenance romper on their woodsy early morning romp! Plus this outfit is next to impossible to pee in.
