Delicate Floral Dresses: WAYF Duffy Mini Dress (Shopbop, $99)
The important thing about this dress is that is could fall down at any moment, making hiking—let alone slowly strolling through a flat park—basically impossible. Your adventurous friends will take one look at you in this teensy tiny floral situation and understand immediately that the last thing they should ask you to do is go on a dumb hot hike up a big dumb mountain. But you’ll def meet them for drinks after!