Slutty Outfits You Can’t Wear Because Your Dad is a Strict, Overprotective Sea King

This one is fine with Dad, actually!! So if you’re looking to find the land-faring prince of your dreams AND totally piss off your father, try any of our favorite sexy outfits. We don’t really understand why the clamshell bra is fine with him, though. Is that some part of mer-culture we’re not clued in on? Anyway, catch that dick, girl!!