Slutty Outfits You Can’t Wear Because Your Dad is a Strict, Overprotective Sea King
Sheer LBD (Little Black Dress)
Nothing will help you showcase the goods (and the gills) like this sheer little black dress. And if you’re feeling especially daring, try wearing it without a bra to absolutely HORRIFY your father’s crab advisor, but also make him a little bit horny? Isn’t it amazing how much power your sexuality holds?
