Did you even know that exfoliating your vagina is key to vaginal health? Of course you didn’t. To tend to the health and smoothness of your vaginal wall, kill two birds with one bone! Finding the right angle for pleasurable exfoliation is essential for achieving a soft, pretty V. Here are a few fun and functional sex positions to help get that radiant labial glow:
The Rough Rider. Make sure you’re not at all lubricated; the drier the vag, the easier it’ll be to remove those years of scaly build-up. While lying spread-eagled on the bed, have your partner grip your ankles while he slams you as hard as humanly possible. It may sound aggressive, but who knows how long it’s been since you’ve given that puss a serious scrubbin’?
The Circle Jerk. Make sure you don’t miss any spots by working his dick in small, circular motions. While sitting cowgirl-style, alternate between tiny bunny bounces and full force bull riding. It might chafe his penis, but at least you’ll have a clean vajeen!
The Tight Tiger. If you’ve got a loose, floppy vagina, you’ll definitely want to take care of that menopausal mess with an anti-aging lube. Apply a generous amount to your lady bits and lean forward so you’re lying flat atop your partner. Grinding against his pelvic region will help to scrub off a few years, giving you that firm, smooth, youthful glow you’ve been missing.
The Buffer. Get kinky and clean by exfoliating that dirty hole with micro-beads. Beads aren’t just for your butt anymore! After a little doggy-style play, have your partner insert the beads into your vag, one by one. Then, have him slowly pull them out to buff and brighten that canal. Your man can feel like a magician while you’ll feel like you just got the deluxe treatment at the car wash!
Now run along and find your tall, dark, labia loofah. With these helpful tips, you’ll be sure to get that healthy hoo-ha you’ve been waiting for. Don’t forget to moisturize!
