In an inconsistent story emerging out of Cleveland, OH, 25-year-old Katie Chambers just explained to her friends how much she hates confrontation, all while wearing a graphic tee that says “Fuck Off” in large, bold lettering.
“I think what she means is that she hates being confronted,” one of Katie’s friends, James, explained to reporters. “I don’t think she has any problem with confrontation in the form of a snarky graphic tee.”
“Wearing a graphic tee isn’t confrontational,” Katie explained. “Plus, I was wearing that ‘Fuck Off’ shirt ironically. I mean, yeah, I do want people to fuck off, but I don’t want to actually say that to their face, or have any sort of interaction about it at all. See? Non-confrontational to my core!”
Sources say other graphic tees Katie frequently sports display phrases like, “If you can read this, you’re standing too close,” “My silence doesn’t mean I agree with you,” and “Don’t test me, bitch.”
“The thing is,” said another one of Katie’s friends, Alison. “I think if you did ‘test her,’ she wouldn’t do anything about it. It feels like she’s all graphic tee, no bite.”
James agreed, saying she feels like Katie relies on graphic tees to communicate her feelings.
“One time she showed up to brunch wearing a t-shirt that said, ‘When someone doesn’t text you back but then you see them post a photo of themselves getting drinks with Ayla and Jenny…’ Which was very clearly a pointed comment toward me, because I had gotten drinks with Ayla and Jenny the night before. I was mostly just impressed that she had time to make that shirt between midnight when I posted that photo and our 11 a.m. brunch reservations.”
However, when James tried to confront Katie about her graphic tee, Katie quickly shut her down, saying, “Ugh, I hate drama! Can’t we all just get along?”
James and Alison both agreed that Katie’s graphic tee phase has, without a doubt, made her the most confrontational one in the friend group, whether she thinks so or not.
As of press time, Katie’s friends had confronted her about her extremely passive-aggressive taste in clothing. Katie, however, refused to hear them out, and instead went home and rage-designed two more graphic tees that said, “Bitches who confront you about your graphic tees…” and “Mama Bear,” the latter of which Katie said she just thought was funny.
