Author Archives for McKayley Gourley

How to Leave Someone a Voicemail Without Imagining Them Listening to It After You’re Dead

Password Expiration Policy Forces Woman to Change Dog’s Name Every 60 Days

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How To Put On Your Duvet Cover More Easily By Getting Your Duvet Hard First

‘Okay,’ Says Woman For No Reason Every 30 Minutes While Alone In Her Apartment

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High Woman Watching Movie Acutely Aware That Actor Is Acting

Why I Removed All the Exclamation Points From My Emails and Replaced Them With Links to Vaguely Threatening Images

How to Reschedule Your Way Into the Next Life

How to Be More Assertive at Work by Writing Emails the Same Way You Text Your Siblings

Aww! Woman Stills Believes She’ll Learn How to Skateboard Before She Dies

Woman Sits Next to Charging Phone Like It’s a Loved One in the Hospital

How to Wear So Many Layers People Describe You as ‘Hard To Read’

Embarrassing! Woman Bought a Product After Seeing an Advertisement for It

Interval Training? Woman on a Jog Only Runs When a Car Is Passing

I LIVED IT: I Didn’t Wish Someone Happy Birthday on Their Birthday but They Still Wished Me One on Mine

This Woman Stopped Changing Her Email Password and Started Redefining What It Means to Be ‘Strong’

Party Trick? This Woman Learned How to Play ‘Wonderwall’ on Her IUD Strings

Chipotle Worker Who Called You ‘Ma’am’ Still at Large

Cum-Stained Topsheet Really Pulls Picnic Aesthetic Together