How To Cover Up the Fact That You Just Texted Sharon That You Hate Sharon

We’ve all been there: You go to text one friend how much you totally hate Sharon, when—uh oh—you accidentally texted Sharon! Your heart begins to pound and you kind of want to vomit as you try to think your way out of this one. Well, worry no more—we’ve got you covered! Here are some foolproof ways to make your good friend Sharon none-the-wiser that you just can’t fucking stand her.