How To Cover Up the Fact That You Just Texted Sharon That You Hate Sharon
Tell her you meant to text her that you hate someone else, but you just got mixed up because phones are so hard!!!
A good old, “OMG I meant to text you that I hated Jen, but I totally texted you that I hated you! LOL. OMG. I AM SO BAD WITH PHONES!” should smooth over the situation 90% of the time. Remember, Sharon totally sucks at phones, too (she once asked you how to “uninstall” a photo she took), so you’ll probably be finesies.
