Everyone loves a liminal space, even if they don’t even know what that means. Liminal space is a transitional space between two places, or states of being – something that may have once felt uncomfortable or ominous, but is now being celebrated across the internet. That’s why I cured my long, 18-month dry spell by doing something so simple, yet so effective. That’s right: I rebranded my pussy as a liminal space, and I’ve never looked back.
A liminal space can be a random chair in a weird room, or just an empty office building. Either way, everyone is obsessed with it, and I wanted that kind of social phenomenon around my coochie, too.
Since people seem to be fine with calling any semi-empty area a liminal space, I thought, “What better example is there than my own vagina?” Let’s look at the facts: it’s empty, it’s weird, and it’s cool. I mean, who could resist?
After I started calling my pussy a “liminal space”, I soon found that I didn’t even need to go on dates anymore, let alone chat on any apps. I had just about everyone lined up at my front door.
However, I also found that the title scared a few people away. Some of the people I was in the talking stage with were super eager to hook up, but once I told them that my vagina was a liminal space, they said that it sounded “creepy”, “uninviting”, or even “haunted”, and that wasn’t what I was expecting at all.
On the other hand, many people who had heard about the liminality of my pussy couldn’t wait to get in there and see for themselves. Maybe they just liked the word “liminal”. Who knows!
I hadn’t had sex in a year when I was just calling my pussy a “pussy”, but ever since I flipped the script to match the trending topics on Twitter and Instagram, I’ve gotten laid every single day for months now. Some would say that this would make it “not liminal anymore”, but I disagree, because if this experience has taught me anything, it’s that you can call anything “a liminal space” and people will believe you.
