Here, Have Some Photographs of Tom Holland, You Sick Fuck

Oh, you absolute fucko. You want to gaze upon the perfectly quaffed head of this spry and elven fellow we call Tom Holland? You like looking at pictures of a man who looks like an unburned candlestick? Of course you do. Look at you; you can’t get enough. So be it. There’s more to come. Go fetch, little doggy. Go and get it, sick puppy scum—