Face Masks That’ll Get Your Pores So Tight He’ll Want to Stick His Dick in Them

This deep budget-friendly mud mask is a cult favorite! Beauty gurus swear by this no-nonsense mud mask for its deep-cleansing power that leaves you with soft skin and a healthy glow that says “I’m taking care of myself!” More importantly though, it’ll blast the dirt right out of those pores, leaving plenty of room for him to stick his pore-hungry dick in there! And really isn’t that what you’re doing this for?