Face Masks That’ll Get Your Pores So Tight He’ll Want to Stick His Dick in Them

Skinceuticals Phyto Corrective Masque (Dermstore, $58)

This intensive calming mask is specially formulated with hyluronic acid and active botanicals like cucumber and thyme to soothe irritation and retain your skin’s moisture. And lubrication is a real must if he’s gonna go to town on those tiny little pores of yours! This miracle cream’s pro-plumping, anti-chafing properties make it an absolute must for the girl who is horny for self-care and also for dick!