Face Masks That’ll Get Your Pores So Tight He’ll Want to Stick His Dick in Them

Drunk Elephant T.L.C. Sukari Babyfacial (Sephora, $80)

Drunk Elephant’s Babyfacial mask is the holy grail of pore-minimizing. The high price tag is totally worth the all-out face-dicking you’re going to be getting after you’ve slapped this bad boy all over your skin. At $80, it’s a real bargain when you consider you’ll be getting two facials for the price of one!