Cute Summer Rompers that Will Definitely Give You a Wedgie

Ruched Waist Jersey Jumpsuit (Nordstrom , $76.80)

This shapeless flare pant, made of soft jersey cloth (just like your least-favorite bed sheets) sends the “I give up” message to all your colleagues. But who cares, right? What are you more committed to, your job or this summer’s hottest trends? When you escape to the lady’s room to pick your densely packed wedgie, look in the mirror and remember: There’s clothes in your butt.