Cute Summer Rompers that Will Definitely Give You a Wedgie

Tribal Print Open-Shoulder Romper (Forever 21, $24.90)

If you have a popsicle-stick figure, run to your nearest Forever 21 to buy this off-the-shoulder, up-the-butt lil’ romper! The intriguing, inauthentic tribal print will flood your butthole on fabric sewn by poorly paid workers. It’s not your fault you have such a long torso!