Cute Crop Tops to Worry About Your Bloat in All Night

Narciso Rodriguez Cropped Wool-Gabardine Top (Net-a-Porter, $895)

Splurge for this designer crop – its summer and you earned this. Who needs money when you could be hot? Just make sure to avoid literally most foods, drinking carbonated drinks, using a straw, and inhaling too deeply – or you envision yourself as a human balloon drifting off into space where you’ll never be able to find a full-length shirt again. Whether it’s for day, night, or grinding on some random-ass dudes at a beach club, no summer look is complete without the perfect crop top. Wear them out, impress your friends, and panic about your goddamn bloat all night long.