Celebrities That Aren’t Even That Pretty

Angelina Jolie is widely regarded as one of the most beautiful women in the world. Personally, I just don’t get all the hype. Sure, she’s cute and she has a few of sexy tattoos and has had sex with some of the most beautiful men and women alive. Yes, her face is a pretty good face. But my friend Kate looks pretty similar and I don’t see her landing multimillion-dollar roles in huge Hollywood spy movies. Explain that! I hope that doesn’t sound petty, because I know women’s appearances aren’t a competition. But while I’m comparing things, I do want to say that I think one of Angelina Jolie’s eyes might be bigger than the other one and that throws me off sometimes, even if virtually no one has identically sized eyes.