Boss ass bitch alert! When coffee shop owner Mahayla Sanford saw her employee steaming milk in a canister that previously held almond milk without properly washing it first, Mahayla told the employee to not do that. It’s safe to say Mahayla’s employee, big ol’ bitch Saskia Phillippe, never saw it coming. Sorry, Saskia. Your ass bitch-ass just got bossed clean off!
“What Saskia did was in violation of basic food handling safety practices,” said ass-ass big boss Mahayla. “Someone could have had a serious allergic reaction from the almond milk residue on the canister.”
Uuuuuum, did this boss-boss ass bitch just say “almond milk residue on the canister”? Someone call the Internet and tell it it’s canceled because this bitch just won the fucking world.
Ass boss Mahayla then went on to tell Saskia’s previous-ass-having-ass that milk steamers should be cleaned between each use regardless of what type of milk is being steamed.
Someone get this ass-bitch an ass, because hers just got bossed the hell off, bitch!
“Honestly, good food safety practices come from developing good habits,” said merciless ass bitch tyrant Mahayla. “That’s why it’s better to just get in the practice of always washing kitchen tools after each use.”
YAS, BITCH! Pick up your ass, Saskia! It’s on the floor from when Mahayla bossed it clean off and we wouldn’t want someone to trip.
Saskia’s ass was already completely destroyed, but bitch-ass-boss-ass Mahayla didn’t stop there.
“I’m not trying to single Saskia out,” said Ass Mahayla. “We could all stand to get a refresher on these procedures.”
Okay, wow. The service for Saskia’s ass is set for Saturday morning, and it’s going to be closed casket because that bitch ass was never recovered.
As for Mahayla, we’re sure that ass bitch boss will keep slaying bitchass bitch-bitches forever.
Sorry about your ass, Saskia!
