Have you ever wondered what life would be like if you and your significant other smelled the same all the time? The answer is: um, strange. Even though you probably already have your own perfume, here are some unisex scents that you can (but shouldn’t) share with your man to make people around you think, “What? That’s a thing?” and “They scare me.”
1. Curve Sport (Walmart, $19.98/1 oz.)
Curve Sport is an affordable perfume that smells like red apple, vetiver, tobacco, and moss. It’s a subtle yet smoky scent that both you and your man can enjoy. But like, don’t. That’s creepy and weird. What, you wish you were twins or something? Stop it; honestly, it’s so fucking weird.
2. Calvin Klein ck2 Eau de Toilette (Macy’s, $59/1 oz.)
Calvin Klein has notes of wasabi, orris concrete, vetiver, incense, and sandalwood. In other words, it smells fresh and urban. Not only can you and your guy smell the same as each other, you’ll also smell the same as the park next to your apartment! All-around weird; don’t do this. Blech. Blech.
3. Clean Warm Cotton Reserve Blend Eau de Parfum (Sephora, $90/3.4 oz.)
Clean Warm Cotton Reserve Blend is a fresh scent that smells like ginger, mint green, musk, vetiver, and incense. So, it basically smells like if your partner was laying in a laundry basket full of clean clothes. But why is he laying on all the clean laundry? And why would you want to smell like that? Which one of you did the laundry, anyway? Both of you at the same time? Weird. If you want to give off European horror movie incest twin vibes, by all means, share this scent with your guy.
4. Fresh Life Eau de Parfum (Fresh, $50/1 oz.)
Fresh Life is almost acceptable. This scent smells like vanilla grass, grapefruit, silk amber, cucumbers, and sparkling moss. This means that it pretty much smells like the outdoors. Still weird to share it with your man, but like, less weird. Anyone can be outside. Are you gonna start wearing the same clothes now, too?
5. Le Labo Santal 33 Eau de Parfum (Barneys, $160/1.7 oz.)
This scent smells like cardamom, iris, violet, sandalwood, leather, and musk. It’s an expensive perfume that’s reminiscent of sitting by a warm fireplace with your guy, and one that you could both share, but shouldn’t share. Because that’s weird.
6. Tom Ford Oud Wood (Nordstrom, 50ml, $220)
This perfume has notes of oud wood, rose wood, cardamom, sandalwood, vetiver, tonka bean, and amber. It’s a very masculine scent; so masculine that it’s really just a normal men’s cologne. This perfume is great if you just want to fully smell like a dude; specifically the one you’re currently sleeping with. Grooooosssssssssssss.
As you can see, it is technically possible to find unisex scents that both you and your partner can enjoy. But just because something is possible does not mean it should be done! Try out one of these great unisex scents for both you and your partner, or don’t. Maybe just don’t.