5 Sassy Slogan Tees That Say ‘I Don’t Understand The Difference Between Being Funny and Being Rude’

Models Suck (Dolls Kill, $30)

Perhaps you have a more nuanced argument about the fashion industry’s impossible standard of beauty—but you don’t want people to know that. You just want them to know you’re a sarcastic bitch. With this durable cotton tee, you’ll tell the world how you hate a very specific subset of women because of their appearance. Comedy gold!