I’ll Be Nicer When You’re Smarter (Forever 21, $13)
If you want to come across as condescending and cruel, then this is the tee for you. Sarcasm can be used as a precise and deadly instrument, but it’s way more fun to wield it like a club on complete strangers. It’s so funny to call people dumb, and definitely not a projection of your own insecurities. Haha, you are cool!