5 Plastic Surgeons That Have Denied My Request for a Fucked Up Little Tail

Dr. Fred Pitts had a reputation for innovation, but I soon learned the creative passion he shows for reconstructive surgery for trauma patients does not translate to a creative passion for making me a fucked up little tail. Even when I explained I wanted a natural look (extending from the sacrum), he remained entirely unenthused. I guess Dr. Pitts is just another pathetic vestige of the old guard (of surgeons who don’t want people to have loathsome little tails).