5 Dish Towels With Bad Words For Moms Who Are Feeling A Little Wild But Not Fucking Crazy

“It’s Dinner Time, Bitch” (Raygun, $10)

Okay, okay, we really shouldn’t say it but we just did – in the form of a towel! Announce that dinner is ready with this playful rag, and you’ll be chuckling till the plates are clean. It’s right on the line so everyone knows it’s just in jest.