5 Dish Towels With Bad Words For Moms Who Are Feeling A Little Wild But Not Fucking Crazy

“Dishes… We Meet Again You Dirty Bastards” (Etsy, $8)

It’s nice to have a little fun with the dishes when you have to wash and dry them, yet again. This towel gets the job done by calling them bastards. LOL! I mean, it’s not anything psycho, like you’re not calling the dishes cocksuckers or something like that. That would be too much. There are little ones running around!