5 Dish Towels With Bad Words For Moms Who Are Feeling A Little Wild But Not Fucking Crazy

Not a Mermaid Dish Towel (Fuego, $9.99)

Sometimes, when you’re standing there drying dishes, you are kinda pissed about not being a mermaid. We don’t usually use the word pissed in this house, unless we’re talking about our hatred of living on land. Haha! We’re wild! But not…too wild.