5 Blazers So Sharp, No One Will Assume You Vomit in Ubers Every Weekend

Ralph Lauren Linen Three Button in Hampton Green (Macy’s, $150)

Only good girls wear pastel, because good girls don’t get stains. Little do they know how many you can leave, wink wink! Opt for this clean look and grab a detox cold press, while, somewhere, last night’s Uber driver is paying out of his tip money to have your mess scrubbed out of his floormats.