5 Blazers So Sharp, No One Will Assume You Vomit in Ubers Every Weekend

This jacket screams entry-level post-grad trying to be taken seriously in a male-dominated office. They’ll appreciate your work ethic as someone who probably goes home to their cat every night and won’t invite you out for post-work drinks. Lucky you, because you know you’d get too turnt to not fuck one of them in the back of your rideshare before blowing chunks! Keep up that trustworthy facade, you budding boss-lady!