5 Alligators That May Be Crocodiles, We Don’t Give a Shit

Just hatched a few weeks ago off the coasts of Louisiana, Allison is slowly growing into her scales at an adorable rate. At this stage, Allison could grow up to be literally anything – alligator, crocodile, those creepy Velociraptors from Jurassic Park. And if you think you know what Allison is, you can go ahead and keep that shit to yourself because no one asked, bitch!