5 Alligators That May Be Crocodiles, We Don’t Give a Shit

Just like trigonometry or memorizing the state capitals, differentiating between alligators and crocodiles is a useless fun fact taught in school that’ll never really matter in the real world, so who gives a shit whether these animals are alligators or not? The next time someone tries to correct you on it, turn the table back on them and say, “Really, aren’t species just a social construct?” or alternatively, “lmao fuck you”.