5 Alligators That May Be Crocodiles, We Don’t Give a Shit

Kenny crawled down the front lawns of a suburb in Boca Raton, Florida, and has since become a neighborhood regular that people greet from a safe 10-15 foot distance. Toeing the line between “Aww!” and “Ahh!”, he’s somehow both too cute and too dangerous to really care what his reptilian origins are. We could probably just ask someone, but again, we could not begin to give a fuck.