5 Alligators That May Be Crocodiles, We Don’t Give a Shit

Zara is a master of camouflage in her bayou home, preying on unsuspecting birds and scaring locals who don’t see her scaly body hunting prey. She’s so good at disguising herself that half the time it’s a headache just trying to differentiate her from the muddy waters, let alone figure out her species, which, by the way, is kind of none of your business? Like, you’ve been putting off going to the dentist for three years but you have the audacity to lecture us about the difference between two animals that we all know are basically the same? Laughable.