5 Alligators That May Be Crocodiles, We Don’t Give a Shit

At a whopping 935 pounds, Digit is an alpha male in his local ecosystem and once was on the cover of National Geographic. Digit got his name after biting off the finger of an intrepid wildlife photographer and since then, people have been too busy staying the fuck away from him to care if he’s an alligator or crocodile. Convince us to fucking care. No really, we’d love to see you try.