Every part of this photo, from the floral wallpaper to Duchovny’s leather pants, is guaranteed to get you going to town on your clit. The photo was taken in the mid-90s as a whimsical promo for the X-Files, and only aliens will be able to probe your clit harder than you looking at this photo. You’ll rub it raw imagining yourself nestled close to Fox Mulder’s big hairy chest.