4 T-Shirt Dresses That Say, ‘Haha, Whoa! I Thought I Was Way Taller Than This!’

Cotton Popover Dress (Everlane, $80)

Cute-- not so fast! You may think this could be the perfect thing to add to your wardrobe but you are wrong! You think you’re going to be able to wear this to work? To drinks? To a garden party? Ha! Yeah right, you small bitch! Don’t you dare drop $80 on a dress that fits you like a poncho and says, “Woahhhhhh I’m short as fuck ha ha ha ha ha.”