4 T-Shirt Dresses That Say, ‘Haha, Whoa! I Thought I Was Way Taller Than This!’

Monki Side Split Midi (ASOS, $32)

The only appropriate place for you to wear this is in your grave because it’s unbelievably impractical for a person under six feet. You’re going to trip and probably die while this dress let’s everyone know, “Cool, one more weird body insecurity to add to my list! Hah, perfect.”