4 Sparkling Waters That Hurt If You Drink Them Fast

This is a subtle, refreshing sparkling water from the company that single-handedly kicked off the recent carbonated craze, but what they neglected to mention is that if you drink this fast, it’ll knock you right on your goddamn ass. It’ll burn going down, and sting comin’ back up. Have you ever wished your beverage could fight back? No? Well, too bad, cause when you drink this baby at anything more than a glacial pace, it’ll punch you right in the face, throat, and nose somehow.