4 Skorts That Say ‘Fuck Me, But Not in This Skort, Because There’s Shorts Under Here’

Simona Skort (Fabletics, $50)

The 90s sporty gal vibes on this little skort are to die for! This flirty and functional bottom even comes with a slip pocket for your smartphone so you’ll have access to everything you need – except your genitals, of course. You could squeeze a couple of fingers in that side pocket if you were both so inclined, but it wouldn’t be much like fucking for either of you, so we recommend just taking off the skort!