4 Skorts That Say ‘Fuck Me, But Not in This Skort, Because There’s Shorts Under Here’

Asymmetrical Waistline Skort (Zara, $40)

This chic checkered number says “business bitch, but in a skort”! One strategic lean over the copy machine, and everyone in the office will know, “There’s a pair of shorts under that skirt,” which is great, because the workplace is no place for showing your bits! However, once you’re home from work and in a consensual sexual situation, this alluring garment will be calling out, “Fuck me now! But expect to take my clothes off first, just like most sex. I can’t emphasize this enough: I am wearing a skort.” Hot!!