4 Plaids to Prove Once and For All You’re Over That Summer Dick

Boyfriend Shirt in Cerulean Plaid (J. Crew, $89.50)

Cover up with this bright, slim-fitting plaid shirt sure to make heads turn. Not that you need heads to turn or anything, but the dick docket has been pretty empty since September ended. This is a “boyfriend shirt,” something you probably wouldn’t have to buy if that summer dick had stuck around and lent you a shirt, but hey, you’re not mad. You’re happy it’s fall—and this shirt proves it!