4 Pairs of Round Glasses That Say ‘I Would be a Chipmunk if That Were an Option’

Go classy and timeless in these wire-frame round glasses. This mature eyewear is Simon all grown-up: an established chipmunk who’s maybe even settled down, by which we mean found another chipmunk of the preferred gender who also happens to wear glasses. These are frames you can wear for the rest of your life, and one day your grandchildren will know that despite leading a full life, you’ll still always regret that you couldn’t have been a songbird, antic-engendering chipmunk.