4 Pairs of Round Glasses That Say ‘I Would be a Chipmunk if That Were an Option’

Zolman (Moscot, $290)

Chipmunk but make it fashion in these gorgeous olive frames. They may be pricey, but this purchase is an investment — both in your eyewear and in signaling to the higher power(s), “Please consider reincarnating me as an anthropomorphic chipmunk who always wears a top but no bottoms. I think I have what it takes and would make the most of it.” Hard to argue with that!