4 Pairs of Round Glasses That Say ‘I Would be a Chipmunk if That Were an Option’

Roaring Round Glasses (Eye Buy Direct, $55)

If you’re looking to get straight to the point without breaking the bank, try out these perfectly round black glasses that are essentially an exact replica of those worn by the brainy and tall chipmunk Simon. When you hit the library or local café in these sweet frames, everyone will stop to say, “They’ve really got a chipmunk vibe about them,” and also, “Why was it called Alvin and the Chipmunks? Alvin is a chipmunk. Really it should be Dave and the Chipmunks; that would make way more sense.” We can’t help you, but get ready to get that question a lot, probably.