4 Lipsticks to Make Your Mouth All Chapped and Bad

Mac Matte Retro Lipcolour (MAC Cosmetics, $21)

The look of the season is definitely BOLD. So slather on these 80s neon vibes and you’ll love the way you look for a while until your mouth dries out completely. Suddenly your bottom lip will begin to dry out! Then your top lip! Now the corners of your mouth are cracked and it feels like you’ve held your head out a car window like a dog. Let’s hope the twenty minutes of looking like a glam rock babe is worth the next three hours of trying to apply chapstick over your lipstick to make your mouth stop being so wrong and bad!