4 High-Waisted Bathing Suits That Will Fuck Up Your Tan Line for the Rest of Your Life

Cross Wrap High Waisted Halter Bikini Set (Shein, $12.00)

This halter bikini set will make your friends jealous of your hot bod, and is so high on your waist that you’re gonna have a two-inch strip of tan on your stomach that will be just a touch different than the rest of your skin for the rest of your life ­– not to mention the sexy triangle directly in the middle of your boobs. This weird tan line will stay until the end of time and make everyone that sees you naked go, “Whoa, you into some illuminati shit?” Sexy!