4 High-Waisted Bathing Suits That Will Fuck Up Your Tan Line for the Rest of Your Life
Out From Under Strappy Back High-Waisted Bikini Bottom (Urban Outfitters, $45)
This little number is gonna give you the tramp stamp tan of a lifetime! Seriously, the tan will somehow never fade no matter how hard you try. You can try applying self tanner in the lines, but it’s just going to make you look a different shade of orange. Woof. At least your summer look will say, “I read fashion magazines and have no sense of cause and effect!”
