4 Delicate White Blouses That Have Salsa On Them AGAIN? JESUS

Maria Maria Lace Blouse (Free People, $45)

Are you a 16th century Italian maiden figure painting your lover on the rolling hills? Because that’s how you’ll look in this effortlessly gorgeous, Raphaelite number that UGH!!! YOU SPILLED SALSA VERDE ALL OVER?! Why did you do this? You aren’t coordinated enough for a picnic. Wear that 10th-grade volleyball tournament t-shirt next time. The salsa will blend right into the cracked screen-printing. This is what you deserve.